Calendar · The 22 §
A month with twenty-two days.
We've decided June should be twenty-two days long. Below is the month. Observe it privately, at home, at whatever pace suits you. The last eight days of June go elsewhere. None of your business.
- 01
Begin (reluctantly).
Ritual Open one window; close two.
- 02
Pair day.
Ritual Drink two cups of anything.
- 03
Triangulate.
Ritual Stand where three paths meet.
- 04
Mend.
Ritual Re-stitch a button; skip rope four times.
- 05
Quintessence day.
Ritual Name your five favourite things aloud.
- 06
Half-turn.
Ritual Walk the first half of a familiar route in reverse.
- 07
Seven minutes of silence.
Ritual Set a timer; don't speak.
- 08
Infinity on its side.
Ritual Loop a stroll through a single park.
- 09
Almost-ten.
Ritual Do nine press-ups and stop.
- 10
Quota met. Coast.
Ritual Eat something plain.
- 11
Elevenses (the real kind).
Ritual Tea and a biscuit at 11:11.
- 12
Duodecimal day.
Ritual Count a dozen things on your shelves.
- 13
Unlucky permitted.
Ritual Walk under a ladder if it's safe.
- 14
Fortnight's front door.
Ritual Open the curtains before 7am.
- 15
Mid-month. (Our middle.)
Ritual Halve a recipe; cook it.
- 16
Square day.
Ritual Eat only square-shaped food (within reason).
- 17
A prime moment.
Ritual Read 17 pages of a book you own.
- 18
Legal-adult day.
Ritual Sign something meaningless with a flourish.
- 19
Nineteen windows.
Ritual Photograph the same sky at 19:00.
- 20
Round down.
Ritual Tidy one drawer, one shelf, one surface.
- 21
Coming-of-age day.
Ritual Forgive yourself for one thing.
- 22
Finale. Twenty-two, at last.
Ritual Write a list of twenty-two things you noticed.
See also: why twenty-two? · numerology of 22 · 22-part sets